Jamaican Accent Repair Discount
Posted on June 12, 2017 Posted in Deal of the Day

Today is Monday June 12th 2017 and ALB Tech will be open at in the Fan from 11am to 5pm. The deal of the day today is the Laptop Jamaica Me Crazy Discount.  Computers often have issues. They won’t turn on. They’re slow. It’s frustrating. We know. We can help. Today if you’ve got computer problems, you should make your way in to the one and only ALB Tech repair shop and speak to us with a Jamaican / Rasta accent. We will give a few examples below. If you bring a PC or Mac computer into the shop for repair and come at us with your best accent, we will apply today’s good deal mon’ 18% discount. Yessir – we’ll knock 18% right off the top.

Here are a few great examples of what we’re looking for:

“mi computer lively up no’more” – my computer will not turn on.

“when mi a-go internet, no a-go where mi wanti” – I’ve got a virus and my when I go on the internet, it redirects me all over.

“dis ting fell off mi bed n’ cracked mon” – My laptop fell off my bed while I was Netflixing and cracked the screen.

Those are just a few examples. Get creative with it or simply throw in a bunch of “dis” and “dem” and “mon” and it’ll seem close enough! Whether you need to get your virus laden HP or slow as heck MacBook repaired, speak with your best Jamaican / Rasta accent today at ALB Tech and save money! We’ll be rapidly repairing stuff for six hours today – plenty of time to stop by, talk with I and I (ALB Tech repair techs), get fixed, and save some green. Thanks for checking us out – see you soon RVA!

Today is Monday June 12th and ALB Tech will be open in the Fan from from 11am to 5pm. Yes – 5pm, it’s a Monday!

Practice your Jamaican accent and make your way into:

ALB Tech  – The Fan
1208 W. Main St., Richmond, VA 23220
(804) 355-2491