Today is Tuesday May 22nd 2018 and ALB Tech will be open from 11am to 7pm rapidly repairing PC and Mac computers. The deal of the day today is the Tongue Twister Repair Discount. To receive today’s tasty 20% discount, you must come in the shop for free diagnostics, repair, or pickup, and tell us a tongue twister. Although sometimes tough to repeat fast, tongue twisters are fun.

Here’s some computer related examples:

“Bits Bytes Chips Clocks Bits in bytes on chips in box. Bytes with bits and chips with clocks. Chips in box on ether-docks.”

“If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, and your data is corrupted cause the index doesn’t hash, then your situation’s hopeless, and your system’s gonna crash.”

“If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, and the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!”

or some difficult, non-computer related ones –

“The sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick.”

or even the most difficult tongue twister ever –

“Pad kid poured curd pulled cod.”

Seriously though, come in the shop today, tell us a tongue twister, save some money. You can look at your phone for help with the tongue twister – it is not required that you memorize one, by the way. So you – yea you – you have broken tech stuff. We repair those things and are here to help. Come give us a fun twister, get fixed, same American cheddar. We look forward to helping you out soon and hearing you struggle with tongue twisters!

Today is Tuesday May 22nd 2018 and ALB Tech will be open from 11am to 5pm. Yes – 7pm, it’s a Tuesday!

A twist of the tongue for savings on service at the shop, located here:

ALB Tech  – The Fan | 1208 W. Main St., Richmond, VA 23220 | (804) 355-2491