Today is Tuesday September 18th 2018 and ALB Tech will be open from 11am to 7pm. The deal of the day today is the Jazz Hands Discount. It’s fun and easy. Want to save money on computer repair? We bet you do. In order to receive today’s deal of the day discount, come into the repair shop and make some jazz hands. Spread those fingers out and shake them. You can make your entrance into the store this way or during conversation attach those jazz hands to something you are saying. “My computer is broooooken (accompanied with jazz hands)” would be totally sufficient. Make sure we witness this performance and you’ll save 18% off your repair service total! In case you still have no clue what jazz hands are, Wikipedia provides some insight:
“Jazz hands in performance dance is the extension of a performer’s hands with palms toward the audience and fingers splayed (this position is also referred to as webbing). It is commonly associated with especially exuberant types of performance such as musicals, cheerleading, show choir, revue, and especially jazz dance shows.[citation needed] In cheerleading, the position with arms outstretched and fingers wiggling up and down is sometimes referred to as spirit fingers[1] or jazz fingers. Depending on the performance venue, both gestures can be associated with campiness.[2]“
Now that you know what jazz hands are and how to save money today at ALB Tech, come on by the shop and get fixed up! We’ll be here for eight hours today – more than enough time to stop by and often times get repaired the same day! Thanks for taking the time to read this – see you soon RVA!
Today is Tuesday September 18th 2018 and ALB Tech will be open from 11am to 7pm. Yes – 7pm, it’s a Tuesday!
Shake those hands and save on repair services in the shop, here:
ALB Tech – The Fan | 1208 W. Main St., Richmond, VA 23220 | (804) 355-2491