Today is Friday July 1st 2016 and ALB Tech will be open at BOTH locations from from 11am to 5pm. The deal of the day today is the Foul Mouth Repair Discount! It’s an 18% discount off your total service – but it requires you to participate. Participation today, requires you to come into either ALB Tech location for free diagnostics, repair or pickup. While you are there – try to curse as much as possible. Seriously – strait gutter talk. Get dirty with it.
You know – things like –
“This f’ing* thing” or
“S**t I spilled beer on my f*n Macbook” perhaps
“F* this stupid laptop” or even something like
“gd* I dropped it and now the f’ing* sob* won’t boot the f* up properly.”
There are a million options and the dirtier your mouth, the better. Curse like a sailor… Have a dirty mouth and DONT clean it up. We are aware that it might make you feel uncomfortable but we think it is absolutely hilarious. So come the f* on in here and get your PC or Mac (desktop or mf* laptop) fixed today! See you soon RVA and Mechanicsville VA – it’s the swear jar in reverse!
Today is mf* Friday July the d* 1st and ALB Tech will be open and fixing s**t at BOTH locations from from 11am to 5pm. Yes – 5pm, it’s a Friday!
Remember – we now have TWO locations:
ALB Tech – The Fan – 1208 W. Main St., Richmond, VA 23220 | (804) 355-2491
ALB Tech – Mechanicsville – 8150 Mechanicsville Turnpike, Mechanicsville, VA 23111 | (804) 248-0094