Today is Thursday December 6th 2018 and ALB Tech will be open from from 11am to 7pm. Before reading much further, please note ALB Tech will be closing for good on Saturday December 8th 2018. Please read this post for more details. We will still be repairing computers all week long so don’t be shy – the discount is heavy. The deal of the day today is the Foul Mouth Repair Discount! It’s a 35% discount off your total service – but it requires you to participate. Participation today, requires you to come into ALB Tech in the Fan for free diagnostics, repair or pickup. While you are there – try to curse as much as possible. Seriously – strait gutter talk. Get dirty with it.
You know – things like –
“This f’ing* thing” or
“S**t I spilled beer on my f*n Macbook” perhaps
“F* this stupid laptop” or even something like
“gd* I dropped it and now the f’ing* sob* won’t boot the f* up properly.”
There are a million options and the dirtier your mouth, the better. Curse like a sailor… Have a dirty mouth and DONT clean it up. We are aware that it might make you feel uncomfortable but we think it is absolutely hilarious. So come the f* on in here and get your PC or Mac (desktop or mf* laptop) fixed today! See you soon RVA – it’s the swear jar in reverse!
Today is mf* Thursday December the d* 6th and ALB Tech will be open and fixing s**t from from 11am to 7pm. Yes – 7pm, it’s a Thursday!
Make it the f* over to:
ALB Tech – The Fan | 1208 W. Main St., Richmond, VA 23220 | (804) 355-2491